I really do love my wife.  She’s smart, witty, beautiful, and knows all the lines of dialogue to all the Police Academy movies and also isn’t afraid to admit that publicly.  She also can drink twice as much alcohol as any other human being I’ve ever met and handle it better.  When my friends and I are on the floor trying to remember how to walk, she’s still able to drive, recite the alphabet backwards, and even once did our taxes while inebriated.  When we were dating, I had to file for Chapter 13 bankruptcy.  I knew back then that you only filed for bankruptcy because it would help you discharge your debts and deal with everything and I still had a job despite it all.  But I still felt like everything was coming to an end and I would be living out of a cardboard box soon.  Thankfully, my future wife was a bankruptcy attorney and walked me through the whole process.  I think that was when I realized I wanted to marry her or maybe it was when we were watching Police Academy 2: Citizens on Patrol.  It was one or the other and I’m leaning toward Police Academy 2 since that’s both our favorite of the series.