Joe said there was no way he was going to a Cubs game so the Los Angeles Dodgers tickets are worthless.  I gave them to Donna whose husband is a Cubs fan.  I saw my neighbor Bill today and he has been sober for a few weeks!  He is giving me credit for the inspiration to go to AA, although I think his run in with the Texas Holdem Bandits really scared him straight.  He has gone back to his hobby of Taxidermy and made me a deer hoof gun rack for my home.  I didn’t know what to do with this monstrosity as I have no guns and the thing is downright tacky.  I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I just said thanks. I decided to give the deer hoof gun rack to my neighbor, Mike.  When I knocked on his door, he asked if I had seen the drawer that had been on the lawn.  Apparently, he had been saving that drawer to make a worm farm.  I said I didn’t know he needed it and gave it to Paul for his cats.  He said as long as he got it back, he didn’t care.  He loved the gun rack.  Then, ironically, he presented me with two Sox tickets!  I was so weird.  He said he couldn’t use them and asked if I could.  I was so thrilled that I rushed upstairs to call Joe who was just as happy as me.  Now Joe gets his wish and gets to see the Sox.